Last night I was sitting in the living room, trying to relax, when baby sneaky-crawled into the kitchen. I assumed that she was going to throw all her food pouches off her “special shelf” as she does twelve thousand times a day. I was wrong. I listened for the familiar thud of overpriced baby food pouches hitting the floor, but they never came. Instead I […]
Posted on July 22, 2016 by
I don’t waddle, I ain’t that slow, I will kill you: I am eight months pregnant, walking down King Street in Charleston, SC in 100 degree heat. Suddenly my stroll slows to a crawl thanks to three guys, who are spread out waddling along the sidewalk ahead of me, making it impossible for me to pass. I glare at the back of their heads for […]
Posted on June 24, 2015 by
Bowel Obstructions… just the thought of them inspires giggles of joy and uncontrollable maniacal fits of smiling!! To quote the eloquent Cher Horowitz “As if!!!” I have had two bowel obstructions during the past ten months: a full bowel obstruction (miserable experience) and a partial bowel obstruction (not terrible experience). Let me begin by saying I have had four abdominal surgeries in the form of […]
Posted on August 27, 2014 by
Life with a j-pouch is a real pain in the #$%. Literally. Sometimes I feel that the world needs to balance things for me by, for instance, making me an instant millionaire or something. But knowing my luck, it would end up biting me in the rear anyway… Best Life Tip: Sometimes you just have to laugh at your misfortunes
Posted on May 7, 2014 by
Just a quick note to say that I have been receiving an inordinate amount of spam comments. It is getting out of control. I have installed some spam blockers and I hope they work. I don’t want to force people to register as users in order to comment, but it is getting to that point. I am getting over 60 spam comments a day, I have started marking comments as “spam” in bulk so I may have accidentally put real comments in my spam folder. Unfortunately there are too many spam comments to moderate for me to filter out the non-spam by hand.
I apologize if anyone left a comment and I deleted it because of this issue!
Best life tip: Don’t throw the computer across the room when faced with technical difficulties :/
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